Smiley Faces
Customer: I'm looking for smiley face stickers.
Me: Hmm, well they should be around here, if we've got them.
(5 minutes later)
Customer: Oh, I did find these earlier *holds up smiley face stickers* ...but I'm not sure what they are.
Me: Oh, yeah. Those are stickers.
Customer: But are they smiley faces?
Me: .....yes.
I was tempted to say "No, those are upside-down frown stickers."